matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Your dad touched me again.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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