brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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