yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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