sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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