How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
