I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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