So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
