Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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