every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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