So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Randomize
