Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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