Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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