direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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