He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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