Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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