wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I have fence marks all over my body
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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