I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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