So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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