Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Let's paint friendship bongs
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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