wake up i wanna do it froggy style
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I still have a little drunk in my system
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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