We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Randomize
