sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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