I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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