Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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