You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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