I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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