Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm having to shit out rocks
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