Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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