Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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