Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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