It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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