hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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