batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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