Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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