But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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