if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Randomize
