OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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