yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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