My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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