i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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