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(919): View more from North Carolina

Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat

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(631): View more from New York

Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon

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(313): View more from Michigan

These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work

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(443): View more from Maryland

My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden

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(541): View more from Oregon

Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.

(864): View more from South Carolina

And I meant every ounce of it.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...

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(615): View more from Tennessee

It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.

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