The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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