I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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