I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
