its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
what the fuck happened to the tacos
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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