He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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