she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Hippo gnu deer
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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