I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
...so i touched it.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
last night I used snow as a chaser
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
