Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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