who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Never underestimate the power of titties
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