She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
