Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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